Kenneth: (entering the room) Do you know anything about this message?
Erk: (watching How Clean Is Your House?) Nope. Who’s sending it?
Kenneth: I don’t know.
Erk: Are you interested in Burger King coupons?
Kenneth: (sitting down to watch How Clean Is Your House?) No. I don’t go to Burger King.
Kenneth: Are you sure you aren’t sending me these messages?
Erk: (cackling) I’ve been right here the whole time. I don’t have my phone.
Kenneth: If anyone wonders what the youth of today are texting one another about so furiously, now they know.
This post is dedicated to everyone out there who appreciates a good tendercrisp.
Melissa F., who writes for Kenneth, showed me this while we sat on the sofa awaiting, ahem, a pizza. We giggled ourselves sick. Sick I say.
ReplyDeleteBut what is a "value neck".
Yours,
Paul H.
Paul,
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the comment. I've been laughing at this all day. Kenny's "Bon appetit" is priceless.
What is a value neck, indeed!?!
A logical explanation of sorts: "neck" can be created with the same phone buttons as "meal." For my money, though, I prefer the mystery of "value neck."
ReplyDeletewhat does LMFAO mean?
ReplyDeleteSomebodyz showin his age:
ReplyDeleteLMFAO = laughing my fuckin ass off.