While making dinner this evening, I started to rework Suzanne Vega's "Luka" into a song about Derek, called "Derek." Here's what I've got so far:
My name is Derek.
I live in Toronto.
da da da daaaa da da
dada dada dadadadaaaa
I rewrote Cujo as a play
I turned that dog and kid both gay...
PS - Derek didn't turn Cujo into a play, but if he did, I'm sure he would turn the dog and kid both gay.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the dog turned the kid gay?
ReplyDeleteSee-- see how you're turning them!
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