Want some case, number, and gender? The dude who offered
them to me is a dude with valuable insight into what certain times would be
best for accidents. Is there an ordeal to come? If you can’t do anything about
it, bear with my examples because that makes me a lot happier. So I say, that
time will work for me.
12.31.2013
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Your schedule may not have allowed you to attend your retirement. Nevertheless, the atmosphere of change it helped foster should not prevent everything’s aligning for us to become relevant this Christmas. After seeing this picture, these plans I made for you, you wouldn’t play me by laying—menacingly—thousands of eggs per day or by going to the self-indulgent fields to die. We will screw down, down to help meet our technical needs.
12.13.2013
12.12.2013
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12.10.2013
Tomorrow’s sermon—did you see?—reckons with Rashida Jones
for speaking gratitude preemptively. She was doing a radio show, so to speak. We
suspected her bigcity dreams of exciting Jojo, who now thinks she can be a
beautiful film and television actress, and a new and intolerable occasional
singer.
Oooh, public reckoning commands action. Or speaks as though it were a discussion with Rube Goldberg. Sorry, I know I never responded to your shirt with the studs, your five crying heavy weights, your inquiry telling to you of love and snow.
Oooh, public reckoning commands action. Or speaks as though it were a discussion with Rube Goldberg. Sorry, I know I never responded to your shirt with the studs, your five crying heavy weights, your inquiry telling to you of love and snow.
12.09.2013
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12.06.2013
Except for Ringo’s, I can’t do obits that come in via
satirical tweet. Ringo photographed the detective’s giant skeleton and put it
on his Facebook. Is it alright if I take it, that post, and do no more than
bide my time? Or are you afraid that, because the first day of the month was a
Friday, life’s sweetest reward will make secrets it can never keep?
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