5.04.2010

Protector Cup

This nitwit-- current covergirl of my alumni magazine-- received a degree from Wesleyan? Candace, in the indelible words of Robert Smith, "I want to smash you up and screaming."



Dear shamama.tumblr, please create gifs of castrated members flying out of her eyes and doilies spilling forth from her mouth.

1 comment:

flowTimo said...

I understand the frustration of the douchebags that one's alma mater chooses to highlight/acknowledge. My Earlham Coll. seems to elevate grads who achieve notoriety through tepidity, eg being on NPR.

Apropos of nothing: Your (?) bathtub seems to be quite a unique model, even for the 40's/50's. I'm referring to your profile photo.

Bestens....