brdfrd: There were a million things I wanted to tell you, but I can’t remember any of them.
erk: Oh, that’s okay. You should make a list, when you think of them.
erk: You can jot them down whenever and send me the list in advance. Then, we can talk through it the next time we talk.
brdfrd: Oh, I can do that!
[minutes later in an email from brdfrd,]
SUBJECT: quick list
gusts of revulsionThe cackler thinks, "It's the best list." He can't wait to talk through it.
a kind of rancid staleness
stale gusts of dreariness
waves of nausea
fumes of nausea
flavorless, sickening gusts
whiffs of sickliness
waves of nauseous disgust