Yesterday was the University of Wisconsin v. Ohio State game-- at 7 pm. As a result, my gym closed at 5 pm. It generally sees light use on Saturdays and Sundays, but yesterday at 3 pm with all the undergrads getting sloshed in preparation for the contest, I was the only male and one of maybe three in the space. Eager to take advantage of this opportunity (opportunity for what, I'm not sure), I decided I had to take photos of the locker room using my phone, flaunting the no cellphone/camera use rule. In the process, I rediscovered a message I'd scratched to myself some months ago.