12.19.2008

Dumb Blonde

1. Put your ZUNE/iPod/MP3 Player/etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. If you want, tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing this, as well as the person you got it from. I don't tag nobody, but if this sounds appealing, please
consider yourself tagged
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- Chick Habit (Mucca Pazza) "Hang up the chick habit/ Hang it up, daddy..."

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
- Let’s Go to Bed (The Cure)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
- Pochahontas (Neil Young)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
- Waltzing Me All the Way Home (The 6ths)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
- I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You (Black Kids)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
- Cemetery Gates (The Smiths)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
- Free Man in Paris (Joni Mitchell)

WHAT IS 2+2?
- He Keeps Me Alive (Sally Shapiro)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
- Bloodless Pharaoh (The Bloodless Pharaoh)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

- Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse (Of Montreal)

WHAT IS YOUR
LIFE STORY?
- Like a Hurricane (Neil Young)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
-
Summer in Your Savage Eyes (Chrysalis)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU
SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
-
We’re Desperate (X)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
- Un Dernier Verre (Pour la Route) (Beirut)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
- The Day the World Turned Day-Glo (X-Ray Spex)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- Wild Horses (Old and in the Way)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
- Alala (CSS)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
- Blue Turning Grey Over You (Maxine Sullivan)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
- You’re No Good (ESG)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
- Eighth Grade (Kenneth Burns covers Screamin’ Cyn Cyn and the Pons)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
- Behind Blue Eyes (The Who)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
- 96 Tears (Suicide)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
- Vacation (The Go-Go’s)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
- The Life of a Camel, WWII (Feller Quentin)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
- Are U That Somebody (The Gossip)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
- Christopher Columbus (Maxine Sullivan)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
- Nod to Magoo (Mucca Pazza)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
- I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Slits)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
- Monotonous (Eartha Kitt)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
- Dumb Blonde (Dolly Parton)

5 comments:

Kenneth said...

Brilliant. It has a Mad Libs-like quality. It's also a little like "Mr. Jaws" etc. by the late great Dickie Goodman.

Erk said...

The Dickie Goodman link is genius. xo

tooknap press said...

absolutely incredible, but I'm not convinced you didn't write a couple, since they're so brilliant.

I once wrote a mad libs poem, with the spaces left as spaces. I still like it. I used to do mad libs on the beach and it was my favorite pastime -- the magic pen!

Erk said...

Which ones do you think I wrote?

Derek McCormack said...

Do you have Maxine Sullivan's "Raggle Taggle Gypsies O?" I have only heard it once. It was on the radio at Halloween. It is a song I long to have, and to learn, so I can perform it at school assemblies and senior citizens' homes.