12.21.2008

True/False, Fake/Real

In response to Ms. Tooknap's suggestion that I wrote some answers to the recently posted meme, I re-conducted the exercise, this time selecting the answers from songs on my mp3 player rather than shuffling the answers. This (a much longer process than I initially intended) was all done in fun, not in furious reaction to Ms. Tooknap, who would be hardpressed to incite furious reaction from me who only wishes I interacted more with her.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- Unpack Your Adjectives (Blossom Dearie)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
- Oh, It Hurts! (The Karols)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
- Diamonds, Fur Coat, Champagne (Suicide)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
- What We Do Is Secret (The Germs)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
- Rub Out (Jeff Britton)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
- Tuff Gnarl (Sonic Youth)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
- TV Party (Black Flag)

WHAT IS 2+2?
- Out of Vogue (The Middle Class)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
- You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Sylvester)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

- Inside and Out (Feist)

WHAT IS YOUR
LIFE STORY?
- My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died (Roger Miller)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
- Lexicon Devil (The Germs)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU
SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
- Total Eclipse (Klaus Nomi)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
- Afraid
(Nico)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
-
Wildwood Flower (The Carter Family)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Dress Looks Nice On You -
(Sufjan Stevens)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
- Words
(Missing Persons)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
- Long-haired Redneck
(David Allen Coe)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
- We Need More Power
(Geza X)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
- Eighth Grade
(Kenneth Burns covers ScreaminCyn Cyn and the Pons)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
- That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
(The Smiths)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
- The Last Thing On My Mind
(Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
- I Slept in an
Arcade (Black Randy)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
- Another Suitcase in Another Hall
(Jane Ohringer)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
- Quizas, Quizas, Quizas
(The Peanuts)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
- The Perfect Me
(Deerhoof)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
- Stop It
(Pylon)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
- Angst in my Pants
(Sparks)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
- I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts
(X)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
- True/False, Fake/Real
(Hercules & Love Affair)

4 comments:

Kenneth Burns said...

Once again, Unheimliche.

tooknap press said...

love! love! tuff gnarl!!! love!!!

Erk said...

BTW, "8th Grade" was totally a random result in the first exercise. But it was just too good not to hold onto. Such a great song, such a great cover of the song. Wish I could share it with everyone.

tooknap press said...

"8th grade" really is the best question & answer on earth. Is there not an mp3 to be had?

How are Kenneth's accordion lessons going? I've been playing harmonium!!!