1.03.2010

2009 Best of
Facebook Status Updates

Following Facebook's mid-year redesign, I'm unsure whether these things are still considered to be status updates. I'm sticking with the old term for now.

1. Erk has never been prouder than when Kenneth reponded, "Who is Spears?"
February 23, 2009 at 10:23pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (5)

2. Erk: People have ideas, and then they do things.
September 13, 2009 at 10:12pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (6)

3. Erk: the best trick-or-treater was a tiny bee. Empty-handed (dad, at the end of the walk, held the bag). Chocolate smeared liberally around her face. Chewing on candy. Kenneth described her as "pure id." I filled her wee hands with all the treats she could carry.
November 1, 2009 at 1:08pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (9)

4. Erk gasped when he thought James McCourt had died and then exclaimed, "Oh, it's only Frank McCourt!" (With apologies to the fans and memory of FM, all surely deserving respect and so forth.)
July 23, 2009 at 12:02pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (1)

5. Erk momentarily confused La Jetée and Jean Naté™.
September 20, 2009 at 7:16pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (7)

6. Erk gleefully fed Kenneth spoonfuls of chocolate buttercream.
November 25, 2009 at 9:40pm Friends and Networks · Comment · View Feedback (7)

7. Erk still, after sleeping on it, longs to be Winslow Leach.
January 5, 2009 at 9:23am Friends and Networks · Comment

3 comments:

tooknap press said...

perfection.
but why only seven?

Erk said...

Lucky seven just seemed right. How many would you like-- trust me: there's PUH-LENTY more wheres thats cames froms...

xo

tooknap press said...

I want more. I want them all.

nothing, though tops imagining your reaction to "Who is Spears?"