Genre:20 Facebook updates from the last 3 months

• is haunted by intense dreams of circular dancing in the entryway of a surgery clinic and uncontrollable weeping.
• had a little heavy cream in his coffee.
• "question[s] not [his] Ratiocination, but only the stanchness of his pump."
• just wants to curl up with Florence Marryat's The Blood of the Vampire.
• "There is a great deal of confusion about what to do with pizza boxes."
• pulled everything apart, became convinced that the resultant mess would never fit back together, moped egregiously, and only now has realized that everything is going to be fine, that pulling apart was likely the right thing to do after all.
• would like for someone to choreograph a piece called "Pizza Joints."
• constantly sees from his windows people walking dogs and therefore muses a good bit on dog-walking.
• woke up singing Lil' Kim's "Dreams."
• loves hearing Knnth practice "Cielito Lindo."
• is Merritt R. Butrick as Johnny Slash Ulasewicz.
• will be chewing on Anna Wintour's David Letterman appearance for quite some time.
• "awoke, heated and unrefreshed."
• wondered out loud, "How many blueberries equal a carrot?"
• digs the Harrison Street exit off of the Southwest Bike Path.
• became indignant while shopping at Metcalfe’s Sentry.
• ate a raw potato in an anxiety dream.
• momentarily confused La Jetée and Jean Naté™.
• : People have ideas, and then they do things.
• will now read until bedtime.