10.09.2009

Hot


This just in from The Mountain Press, newspaper of my people in East TN.

8 comments:

Kenneth Burns said...

Campbell County is trouble. Not Cocke County trouble, but trouble.

Kenneth Burns said...

I like this:

"no comments yet"

What is there, really, to say?

Erk said...

I'd like the film rights.

Erk said...

You know what I'd like to comment: Hot! I spent my adolescence fantasizing about fellers like Brian T. Dykes. You mix that with this amazing narrative-- robbing the chapel in which you were just married and then honeymooning in jail-- and you have just about everything I ever wanted in a work of art.

Kenneth Burns said...

This is why songwriters read the papers for ideas. The Beatles song "A Day in the Life" is about that.

Kenneth Burns said...

Wonder if the Wears Valley Voice will do some reporting on this. It'll run next to a review of that great new deli that has everything.

tooknap press said...

Brian T. Dykes............Justin Timberlake
Joyce Whaley..............Frances McDormand
Mindy.....................???

Erk said...

I'm thinking a young Debralee Scott for Mindy. Or, if we don't have the budget to bring Scott back from the dead, perhaps Ginnifer Goodwin. I'd consider Samantha Morton if she'd gain 20 lbs. And any number of young rising stars if they'd gain 50 for the part. The Deputies will be played by Scott Michael Foster & Matt Czuchry (possibly Michael Pitt). I'm still working on Sheriff Ron Seals. If McDormand isn't available, we might check with Mary Jo Catlett in her late 40s.