In the Nashville airport

• I drank a Glacéau Vitamin Water XXX (triple antioxidants)-- only 30 cents more than bottled tap water.
• I relocated myself and my luggage so as not to have to listen to two cellphone conversations.
• I read a bit of Parsons' The Castle of Wolfenbach.
• I texted Knnth about my state of unrest-- so so tired.
• I looked at people and wondered if they were sexy.
• I listened to country stars welcome me to Nashville and make various other airport related announcements-- apologies for renovation mess, etc.
• I decided that a strapping lad wearing white sneakers and reading Sports Illustrated was undeniably sexy.
• I urinated next to the pilot.